Holy shit am I actually here a week later uploading an episode?? I've truly shocked myself to be fuckin honest but I'm here so let's just take a moment of silence.............. Okay so found my 10 year old journal and turns out I just stopped maturing at 10 because why does one of my excerpts sound exactly like last week's episode??? LOL. My MIL wants to ruin Christmas for my kid...shocker....but like if I think back to the moment where I found out Santa wasn't real, did it really leave me traumatized? Also, let's take a fucking second to discuss that boys are dumb and we should throw rocks at them because if kissing me the mother fucking SECOND clock strikes midnight isn't the only damn thing on your mind then you can kindly fuck off. Thanks.